Tonight was my niece Addi's 4th birthday party at the Bear Mill. I had reservations about going in the first place since I'm embarrassed and not really into public appearances at my present state. But like I was going to miss a fun, fabulous family party. Gabby had picked out her choice and I stood in line by her side (of course). There were 3 older boys there in front of us and they all kept glancing back at me, or my stomach I should say. I'm guessing they were about 7 or 8 ish? 2 of them had the following conversation:
"Dude, What do you think is under her shirt?"
"A bouncy ball?"
"Dude, bouncy balls are NOT that big!"
I interjected politely and said, "I'm having a baby."
They looked at each other and one said, "Gross!"