Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Talk is cheap, but this stuff ain't for sale.

I realize nobody cares what your kids say BUT, Big but, this is my place to write what is important to me. With that being said... Oh how I love how Gab's mind works. This girl is a talker, detail oriented and fascinated by the world around her. My mom tells me almost daily to write down the things she says so I can always remember her budding personality. Lately she has really been throwing some good ones at me. So, I'm gonna try and go back and record my top faves and I will keep them coming for my sake and hers:
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I had just put the kids in the tub and was about to get in the shower myself while they played. Gabby looked at my (obviously scary naked) body and said, "mom! why do you have all that hair down there!?" I said, Well Gab, When you start to get older and your body changes you're gonna start growing hair there and other places too. Like your armpits and legs". She said, "it is so ugly mom. I'm not going to keep my hair, I'll just shave it everyday." And ps, It's not like I have a huge unkept bush my any means! She must have noticed my stubble... Wow, that's embarrassing.

Stella ripped a smelly fart out right next to Gab and she was so annoyed. Saying, "UGhhh! Stella! You're gonna make my breath stink!"

"mom, when is like a cleaning person gonna come work on our house?"

On our way to school a GINORMOUS dog had its head out the sunroof of the car in front of us.
Gab says, "mom! that dog is like saying, I'm the king of the world, not God anymore!"

That is all for now.

7 comments:

The Morrisons... said...

Glad your back, you have been missed. How funny is she...Love it.

Warner said...

that is one funny girl!!! don't you Love { or maybe it's hate } their young honesty ?!

erica said...

haha. she rocks.

joe and kailee said...

oh my I am not surprised by little miss Gab...love her. And I can't wait to hear more of what she says!!

Brad and Kaci said...

So happy to see that you are back! Your posts always make me laugh! Your girls are adorable! Glad to see you guys are doing good!

Ciji Capurro said...

Love it Lindsey! Glad you're back. Hopefully I'll get back too. :)

RickAndGina said...

Im sitting here reading these to Rick and we are dying. She is too funny!! Im so glad your back!